Male vs Female at the ATM Machine

Male vs Female at the ATM Machine 410860

Male vs Female at the ATM Machine

A new sign in the Bank Lobby reads: Please note that this Bank is installing new Drive-through ATM machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the procedures outlined below when accessing their accounts.
After months of careful research, Male and Female Procedures have been developed. Please follow the Appropriate steps for your gender.
Male Procedure

Drive up to the cash machine
Put down your car window
Insert card into machine and enter PIN
Enter amount of cash required and withdraw
Retrieve card, cash and receipt
Put window up
Drive off

Female Procedure

Drive up to cash machine
Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window with the machine
Set parking brake, put the window down
Find handbag, remove all contents onto passenger seat to locate card
Tell person on cell phone you will call them back and hang up
Attempt to insert card into machine
Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its excessive distance from the car
Insert card
Re-insert card the right way
Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on the inside back page
Enter PIN
Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN
Enter amount of cash required
Check makeup in rear view mirror
Retrieve cash and receipt
Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside
Write debit amount in check register and place receipt in back of checkbook
Re-check makeup
Drive forward 2 feet
Reverse back to cash machine
Retrieve card
Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into the slot provided
Give dirty look to irate male driver waiting behind you
Restart stalled engine and pull off
Redial person on cell phone
Drive for 2 to 3 miles
Release parking brake

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